Lord of the Game
Timothy Burke elicits guffaws with his version of the first chapter of Lord of the Rings as seen as a massively multiplayer online game (of which, you should know, there is one in the works). Several moments of hilarity and insight, including:
"Legoolaas the warrior-mage opened his eyes and looked out over Lorien. He nodded politely at Ligoliz, Legalos, Legolass, Logolas, and Leggollas as he unlimbered a generic sword."
